squeezer, dick brain, cock suckah mother fuckah, knob jockey, turd and twat...
sorry. basically i'm bored so this is dedicated to my immense boredness. i'd like to give a big thankya to CARLENE my wonderful girlfriend whom i love with all my heart for putting up with the insane shit my kotton kandy mind comes up with *mwwwwwugggggggggglez baby*, jesstah for being such a wicked bud to me, brenda kendall for teaching me how to make web pages, beer for being such a tasty beverage, nik for being mah beer bud *high infinites*, jenn for puttin up wit my shit at 4 am ROFL sorry hehe *hugglez*, all my gnarly net buds - step inline and get ure huggz or high fives, guitars for being so easy to play for me =), punk rawk music, jay my guitar bud, adam my pathetic spineless bud, em my music bud, all my other "buds" who are just as insane as me, hair dye, skatie freak vids that i enjoy so much because i can't do a thing they can, my friends who help me thru heaps of tough times - and also tease the shit out of me at other times, the word 'fuck', the word 'rad' and all other skatie surfie words, of course my god who i have yet to discover, the hard working people at mcdonalds (thanks kate!!), cars and gasoline for going together so well to create transportation, my family for some stuff which is prolly boring to y'all, the net for getting me addicted (you are my heroin), winter for being so not summer and so damn cold (yay!!), smiley for letting me use his discman in free's, my magic pants which allow me to transform into mega mud punk (basically just me with a guitar strapped over my shoulder performing outrageous moves while playing other peoples songs pfft), alcohol in the tasty beverage beer which allows me to be so open and free while off my face (damn it what did i tell those people who give me looks so frequently these days), that girl leanne who lied and told me her name was sarah, all the people who put up with me singing vanilla ice, jackie chan for teaching me how to win fights and how to be funny as a fuckah, seinfeld for giving me my weird ass personality, kramer for being such a legend, marijuana for letting me quit with no hassles, the people who forgave me for smoking, the lungs who seem to be un-affected by it, my guitar (excalibur), my distortion pedal (lindsay's hehe), my guitar strap (fletchers LOL), my guitar leads (also fletchers rofl), my amp (the piece of shit) for not blowing up all these years...two, my stereo, my speaker which DIDN'T blow up...fuck the other three unless they start working soon, all the people who agreed that i did not infact have breasts, the people who beat the FUCK out of tom miller today (yay!!), krissy my american exchange student friend from maine who looks like scully of x-files, the wall in my room that is covered with posters and stickahs that provides me with entertainment when i'm bored, buffy the vampire slayer, sarah michelle gellar for being sooo sexy, any horror film d00d: michael myers i hail thee, jason voorheese meh ure pretty cool, freddy krueger haha you funny SOB, billy and stu from scream (FUCK you ruled...then died), and whoever the killer is in urban legend which i have yet to see...grrr,, uhmmm...OJ for being refreshing tasty AND healthy,mccains potato gems for also being tasty, junk food that isn't too bad for you, any body who has read this far (you rock my world), oh and of course my magical lighter which spouts a foot high flame when fully gassed (hehe might be taller but we estimated a foot with a ruler), any thing that entertains me or gets me interested and FINALLY the crew at greater union for kicking me out coz i didn't have ID...LOL good job you guys are doing (i'm gonna stalk ya's all)... have a great day/nite peeps and check back here often coz i'm REALLY gonna update coz like i always say "yeah i give a fuck"
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